Just For Laughs

• wife fear..
  Man: My wife is short temper
  & she also scare of water.
  Friend: how do you know?
  Man: Today when i went
  home, she was in bath tub
  with the security guard. !!
• Before Marriage - - -
  Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was
  so hard to wait.
  Girlfriend: Do you want me
  to leave?
  Boyfriend: NO! Don't even
  think about it.
  Girlfriend: Do you love me?
  Boyfriend: Of course! Over
  and over!
  Girlfriend: Have you ever
  cheated on me?
  Boyfriend: NO! Why are you
  even asking?
  Girlfriend: Will you kiss me?
  Boyfriend: Every chance I get!
  Girlfriend: Will you hit me?
  Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm
  not that kind of person!
  Girlfriend: Can I trust you?
  Boyfriend: Yes.
  Girlfriend: Darling!
  AND
  After marriage - - - simply
  read from bottom to top
  
  
  Just WatcH